pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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