There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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