I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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