I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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