talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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