I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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