I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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