i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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