My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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