More tranny stories later!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Randomize
