She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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