If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize