grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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