Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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