so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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