Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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