My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this will be a night to untag.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
wow bdsm is so cute
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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