I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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