this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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