Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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