doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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