I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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