he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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