i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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