I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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