Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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