sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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