No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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