i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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