I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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