The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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