should my penis look like a turkey
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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