Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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