im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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