If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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