Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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