I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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