If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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