The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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