I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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