I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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