In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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