Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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