Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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