we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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