Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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