you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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