i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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