Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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