If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Someone shit on the floor
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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