I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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