we have officially lost it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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