he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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