he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she smelled like a LAN party
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
