She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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