I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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